Albert Wesker: An Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
You are now the proud owner of an ALBERT WESKER unit! In order to obtain top performance from your captain, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Note that there are currently two editions of our WESKER unit available to guarantee a wider range of sexy evilness. You may chose between
(a) Type I CAPTAIN ALBERT WESKER
(b) Type II ALBERT WESKER CVX
Please ensure that you have been issued with the edition of your choice as confusing these two types may result in severe malfunctions and/or permanent damage to the unit and/or his owner.
Name: Albert Wesker (may be referred to as Wesker, Captain, treacherous bastard or Albie, although the latter is not recommended)
Manufacturer: Evil Traitor Inc.
Year of Production: 1960
Height: 6ft ( 183 cm)
Weight: 186 lbs ( 84 kg)
Length: not human anymore